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Monday, 7 February 2011

New Theory.

Slenderman is the Herpes of Mythologies.

kthxbai.

(hungry, pissy day, Aaron's a dickhead ectectect. OH YAH, He showed up out side my third storey window).

40 comments:

  1. True. He's bloody everywhere.

    How are the pyramids?

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  2. They are in the distance, looking majestic and breathtaking on the horizon.

    I have yet to get near to the one I need, due to my LACK OF A FUCKING ARCHAEOLOGIST GODDAMNIT, AARON.

    I'm going to have to pull the "Your Dad worked with my Dad" card if this bureaucratic nonsense he's pulling on me doesn't die down.

    And how are you, my lovely?

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  3. I'm okay. Cold, though.

    You could also try the "my dad said if I ever needed anything..." or the "I heard you were one of the best." But surely coming from the old country you're plenty used to bureaucratic nonsense?

    Stay safe, though. It's bad enough being tailed by a monster without being in a war-zone. Have you tried talking to local historians while you're stuck where you are?

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  4. DERP. IT'S SO BRILLIANT TO HAVE ANOTHER EINGLISHGIRL AROUND HERE. <3

    And yes. Yes I am fully used to paperwork and yellow tape by now. XD

    Tried it, but a few lesser museums have been looted and the larger ones are bulking up security or not opening at all.

    My phone is just EATING credit. I've bought a roaming SIM card though....

    Hmm. I'll try my best, it would be horribly ironic to die NOW wouldn't it?

    You should stay safe too, and don't freeze to death. XD

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  5. Slendy is the herpes of Mythologies?

    ...Makes a lot of sense.

    By He, do you mean that Father-thing or Where's-his-face?

    --Chester

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  6. He.

    Herpes.

    That's his name now, I think.

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  7. Slendherpes? Slenderpherp?

    --Vivi

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  8. This is bringing up way too many unpleasant thoughts right now. Ew. Now I wish I skipped lunch.

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  9. SlenderHERP.

    Like everymanHYBRID.

    Soopoooorry Kay~~~~~

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  10. SlenderHERP? I like it. I'm keeping it.

    --Vivi

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  11. SPREAD IT.

    I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT SLENDERHERP.

    SPREADS JUST LIKE YOUR LEADING BRAND OF SLENDERHERP.

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  12. Look's like Ava's HABIT now. And oh god, different brands of slenderherp?

    It's true, though. Once you know about him, you can't help but see him in everything. Applies to fiction and advertising, too, not just mythology.

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  13. I can't help it. I love CAPS LOCK when I'm bored and keeping my mind off shit XD

    See? My analogy holds true!

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  14. THAT'S BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. AND YOU'RE COOL SO YOU'RE ALLOWED TO USE CRUISE CONTROL.

    Yes, it does. And I now have a lovely image of a tub of slendermargarine sitting on my brain. Thank you.

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  15. SlenderHERP. Wow, I do believe you just coined another 'nickname' for Ol' Snap-into-a-Slim-Jim. XD And I love it. I'm already using and abusing Slenderfuck, Slendershit, and Slendercock, and now I have another to add to the list. Thank you. XD <3

    -Summer

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  16. Slendermargarine. It's LOW FAT.

    You're welcome~

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  17. Slendermargarine: I can't believe it's not butter! XP

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  18. The Black King doesn't usually drink, but when he does, he drinks Slim Fast.

    Stay thirsty, my friends.

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  19. If glitter is the herpes of craft closets, and it is, would that make Slenderherp the glitter of mythologies?

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  20. Oh my lord, this whole thread.

    You people broke my lungs.<33

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  21. Slenderherp...glitter...

    Oh god. Slender Man is a Meyerpire.

    OH GOD

    OH DEAR GOD

    IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

    (goes mad from the revelation)

    --Vivi

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  22. @Vivi~ http://slendermancometh.deviantart.com/gallery/27628541#/d3757gc
    ^This is relevant to your revelation. Also, when I saw this comic, a little part of me died inside. xDDD

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  23. ...YES

    OHHHHH YES

    now we know how to defeat the slender man! WHERE'S BELLA SWAN?

    --Vivi

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  24. Slender Man=herpes=margarine=slim fast=glitter=meyerpire

    mind=blown
    I love you guys.

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  26. I hope you all realise just how fucking brilliant we all are.

    And thank you all, I've needed a fucking laugh for days XD

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  27. This may be totally random and everything...but I just have to know.

    Is there a cure for proxies?
    Not Hallowed, but proxies? Well aware of what they are?

    ~Kate

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  28. A swift kick to the head and an intensive Manchurian brainwashing regimen.

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  29. @Kate, Proxies, Yes.

    Agents, the ones who willingly serve him, No.

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  30. She doesn't want to serve him, but she knows she does. It's not like she has no idea what's going on...she does.
    Is there any way to make her...not a proxy? Like, a cure or something?

    ~Kate

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  31. Actually, Kate. What Thage said

    XD

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  32. Jeff of theycalluskeepers.blogspot.com has found a cure. Chester and I have used it twice so far and it does free proxies from his control, although if Kaylee is any indicator it does not make them invisible to him- they still get stalked.

    --Vivi

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  33. Kyahahahaha!

    Slenderherp...or Slenderpherp. Not sure which one I like more...

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  35. I just want y'all to know that now I am not only having Slenderdreams, I am having sparkling Slenderdreams. They are amazing. Thankyou!

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  36. I leave and come back to having SlenderHERP being Margarine, then glitter, and then a Meyerpire. XD I think I love you guys XD

    <3

    Also, I'm totally going to use Slenderpherp too XD

    Best Wishes
    -Summer

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  37. hey while we are at it with the names, could we produce something that will make him stop with this fucking fever that hit me like a bulldozer? please and thank you

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  38. Hope you have a good time. Yggdrasil is with me, driving through the USA.

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