Ohgod. You see, I'm really sorry if this is actually you and I can't be all over the moon because I'm horrifyingly suspicious and I really wouldn't put it past Redlight or Slenderman to pretend to be you so I'm going to have to ask you to sign the end of your comments and then you're really going to have to convince me.
If it is you, I assure you, you'll get one hell of a greeting.
And I'm not dead or anything. Tony just gave me a...cut on the back of my head.