Yes I took Balth. Yes I took my Tazer. Yes, I took a nail bomb.
I really don't like this. Him not being around is more scary than him actually being around.
Back when I was a thirteen year old girl, I was stupid and off-the-rails. I was a little delinquent basically, I got arrested more than once, and I dated a guy about four years older than me while getting drunk every night yadda yadda.
I'm different now, he's not, basically.
Okay, he's a little more mellow and out of the gang, but that's probably cuz he followed in his Dad's footsteps and co-owns the shop.
After Reach told me what we'd be facing the first time, before I even left for Ireland, I made a mental note to get in contact with....let's call him "James."
I do actually have two favours I can call in from two different people I knew back then, two people I covered for when the cops came a callin'.
Basically, I hid weed plants for them, burnt a few vacant houses and tagged a few monuments to distract some police.
Yes it was stupid, but that's what I thought teenagers did when they were in foster homes, I'm obviously a more mature and sensible individual now and we actually parted on rather amicable terms.
But yeah, "James" and his Dad own a hunting shop in Toome and he agreed to drive down for me.
So I'm down £1500 (which is fine cuz it doesn't look like I'll be getting to Uni any time soon, so my Uni fund can go on this shit. Not to mention the fact that he gave me one fucker of a deal.) And up one pre-owned Aya and one pre-owned Aya Black Gold. Not to mention the tonne of Buckshots and earplugs he threw in for free. Even gave me a cartridge belt.
And a bottle of my favourite Mendis Coconut Brandy. 18 years old. Oak cask.
Man, I do not regret shagging him when I was younger.
For those of you not knowing what the hell I just said.
Aya is a brand of shotgun.
I can't do that katana shit some of you have, or any of those handguns, but Dad was an upper-class ponce and he hunted with shotguns and rifles. So Cameron and I know our ways around shotguns. And horse-riding, but that's another thing completely. I'm rusty, but buckshots have the largest spread possible. I don't condone hunting animals unless you need to eat them, not just 'want' to eat them.
I haven't seen a Proxy/Hallowed/Agent or Revenant though.......Nor did Balth.....
Yay for kitchen entrances, I would have hated to see the look on the receptionist's face.
And I don't doubt Reach is pissed, but I closed the joining door and he's not allowed in for the while.......
I don't want to die without taking a few fuckers down with me. And I really hope Reach knows how to shoot a shotgun.
I'm going to clean the guns now, I've never trusted second-hand without my own cleaning done.
Reach is right, the police seem to be really lax round here for some reason...I don't remember it being like this before.....
It's Open Season on Revenants and Slendergangs.
Catch you on the flip side,