First off, I'd like to make two points.
We lost someone amazing yesterday (to me, to you, judging on timezones it's still yesterday) Fizzbomb.
But, she went out fighting, like the strong-willed bitch she really was. I bet she beat more than one Proxy/Hallowed/Agent to death and Slendy himself should have had the shits put up him.
Secondly, please, I'm actually begging you, DO NOT TRY THE ELECTROGATE FOR YOURSELF.
There are a few reasons for this, first off, Mum and I are the only ones with the true knowledge of what happened and how. Secondly, as Thage said, he could become immune. That's why we're refraining from testing the same thing again so closely together. I'd only, only, only recommend it if you're in those last stages. If you're SURE that he's going to kill you next time, not just stalk you.
And now onto: Ava's Adventures In Science!!
By which I mean I made cake today.
Remember my frantic post on Scott’s blog? The one in ALL CAPS? I thought I had Slendy at the window?
Not him. A Proxy/Hallowed/Agent wearing a Phantom Of The Opera mask and suit. I just call him Tuxedo Mask because like hell I’m likening him to the brilliant Erik.
So he’s just been hanging around our front lawn and since our street is quiet, no-one really saw him.
Okay, maybe the fact he was in a tree helped camouflage him from the postman.
And then I got the munchies and Mum wondered what happened to all our scones so I said I'd bake something.
Coffee Cake, of course. But Tuxedo Mask decided that he'd stand at the very back of our garden and glare at me through the kitchen window so I just tied my hair up and started making said cake because it would have been pointless for me to close the curtains on a human rather than an Eldritch Abomination.
And once I'd finished the cake it was beginning to rain and he was still at the back of the garden and I'm still slightly stoned from the painkillers and I've got faith in the whole Power Of Kindness so I sliced the cake and got a disposable plate from our picnic set...
And got Balthazar just in case.
Opened the backdoor and he starts running at me, so I just let go of Balthazar's leash and he goes for Tuxedo Mask's throat and I've got a grip on my can of (illegal over here) mace.
So he starts screaming that he's going to either kill us or take us to him or something and Balthazar basically steals his mask and starts galloping about the garden with it, like it's his frisbee. Of course, I'm trying not to laugh or freak out because Tuxedo Mask's face is scarred and I realise why (A) he's at our house and (B) why he's dressed like that.
Because he's the guy that Mum smashed the oil lamp into.
And I start laughing hysterically and Balthazar starts chewing the plastic mask and he's pissed as hell so he goes for me again and I have to stab him in the leg with the knife I used to cut the cake.
And then I just give the guy the cake and call Bathazar back home, con mask as I leave Tuxedo Sin-Mask on our lawn with his leg bleeding and with some steadily-getting-wet cake.
I'm just sitting here, in the kitchen, eating a sandwich and staring out of the window infront of me as he glares at me still. He ate the cake about an hour after I gave it to him.
And yeahyeahyeah, "Why'd you give him cake, Ava, ya dumb broad? He's trying to kill you!"
Well, I'm still human, OC had to kill a Proxy/Agent/Hallowed the other day and he's pretty torn up about it. I suppose it's more about the fact that I can take attacking/killing/torturing that BASTARD thing, but this guy's a human and he doesn't know what he's doing, not really. For all I know, he's doing this to save one of his own family.
When did I get so empathic and sympathetic?
Oh! He's just run off down the alleyway next to our house.
I really suppose I should have told him it was full of laxatives.
There's some kind of dog painkiller in there too...I think there was some flea medicine in there too.
Oh, wait, nope, I'm still a bitch.